- me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day: *everything fucks up*
"But all the drugs in this world, won’t save her from herself."
What's your major in college?
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
whenever i try and learn something new
- me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
- me: it is because I am a failure
- me: everything I touch dies
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
"Do you even know how strong God has made you? How strong and good He has made you?"
putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee