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stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

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Timestamp: 1398012088

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

(via tasteslikekevinbac0n)

clarknokent:

bblackgoldd:

I hope to perfect the angry mom stare one day

Me in the background “why they always saying shit to make it worse?”

(Source: get-on-the-carousel, via linrenzo)

Timestamp: 1398011936

clarknokent:

bblackgoldd:

I hope to perfect the angry mom stare one day

Me in the background “why they always saying shit to make it worse?”

(Source: get-on-the-carousel, via linrenzo)

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

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Timestamp: 1398010561

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

image

*gets 0 on the test*

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"what if my boyfriend see this"

a bitch who thought u gave a fuk (via aquateentaskforce)

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okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend, via hotboyproblems)

jillsimmer721:

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

I CANT STOP POSTING… AND ITS 12:42 AM

(Source: fatitalianbroad, via nycmade95)

Timestamp: 1398010411

jillsimmer721:

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

I CANT STOP POSTING… AND ITS 12:42 AM

(Source: fatitalianbroad, via nycmade95)

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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things I ain’t with

quickweaves:

• that fufu lame shit

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