genncoco:

mood: it’s whatever nigga

(via ooochildxo)

"It ain’t no joke"

how one may describe something difficult/challenging or underestimated. i.e. “Them haberno mango wings at BWW, them ain’t no joke.’ (via blkproverbs)

(via goldenrangz)

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via swainohthekidd)

profashionall:

😭😭😭😭😭

(Source: eliaes)

Timestamp: 1413803849

profashionall:

😭😭😭😭😭

(Source: eliaes)

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

Fuck it im bout whatever tho

(Source: niggasandcomputers, via golden-indulgence)

Zoe Saldana photographed for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, September 2012

(Source: fuckthestraightline, via bxtchrelax)

Timestamp: 1413703076

Zoe Saldana photographed for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, September 2012

(Source: fuckthestraightline, via bxtchrelax)

1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

(via hotboyproblems)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus, via wakaflockasgf)

abcdeejae:

lucidnee:

aktx:

bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff

ME

me as hell

And with those three dots come an essay, an essay about how big of an asshole you are for saying “ok” and not “fighting for her”. Praying 4 this guy.

(Source: paintdeath, via bxtchrelax)

Timestamp: 1413673616

abcdeejae:

lucidnee:

aktx:

bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff

ME

me as hell

And with those three dots come an essay, an essay about how big of an asshole you are for saying “ok” and not “fighting for her”. Praying 4 this guy.

(Source: paintdeath, via bxtchrelax)